Listen here, you little shit…
Saturn was NOT a single lady.
"I’ll tell him not to go to a play. Ever."
you should not hit dogs
This made me smile
I didn’t know elephants eat that…
giraffes are heartless animals
STRONGBAD ART CLASS MOTHERFUCKERS
TROGDOR WAS A MAN……… HE WAS A…… DRAGON MANNNN!!!!!
DO PEOPLE IN AFRICA CALL US AMERICAN AFRICANS?
GODDAMNIT WHY DIDN’T I THINK OF THAT
but just imagine a ghost that no one can see that catches an item thats flying towards someone right before it hits their face but no one can see the ghost so people start to think that person can make stuff float around and the ghoST IS SO ADORABLY AWKWARD IT JUST SORTA FOLLOWS THAT PERSON AROUND AND WHENEVER SOMEONE IS LIKE “duDE MAKE THAT PENCIL FLOAT” THE GHOST JUST SIGHS AND PICKS IT UP
WRITE A BOOK
how is this not on a billboard yet
its ok if you don’t follow me on tumblr as long as you follow me into bed
everyone needs a waving snail on their blog
i feel that if I scroll past this and don’t reblog it the snail is going to look to the ground and cry
gotta do it now
But that snail is evil know you nothing of the Lich
JELLYFISH DRESS ME NEED
Kurt’s final words. Not dead to us.
EVERYONE GETS A TURN OKAY